HONK If You're Horny Presents: BACHELORETTE PARTY!
Saturday, May 16, 2026 @ 10:00 PM PDT • Multiple prices
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SAME PENIS FOREVER B*TCHES!!! 🍆🍆🍆
As Portland’s horniest improv team we ask ourselves, where are the horniest b*tches? The answer became clear.
Come suck on a penis straw, fit a wig under a cowboy hat, and celebrate bachelorette season with us — featuring Portland’s hottest b*tches, Meredith, Sumita, Emily, and Raz!! 🌵💅👰♀️🍹
And we promise to hold your hair above the toilet, girl it happens to everyone !!
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Welcome to the wild, unhinged, and undeniably horny world of HONK. Once a month, we dive headfirst into the deepest recesses of our desires—laughing, learning, and dry humping along the way.
As Portland’s horniest improv team we ask ourselves, where are the horniest b*tches? The answer became clear.
Come suck on a penis straw, fit a wig under a cowboy hat, and celebrate bachelorette season with us — featuring Portland’s hottest b*tches, Meredith, Sumita, Emily, and Raz!! 🌵💅👰♀️🍹
And we promise to hold your hair above the toilet, girl it happens to everyone !!
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Welcome to the wild, unhinged, and undeniably horny world of HONK. Once a month, we dive headfirst into the deepest recesses of our desires—laughing, learning, and dry humping along the way.
Each month HONK invites some special guests to get down on our level and unleash their sexy side. Expect steamy surprises and deep dives into themes like Sex & Dr*gs, Virginity, and Where is the line between fingering and rubbing?
HONK has been soaking stages for over three years. They are the winners of Kickstand’s 2024 Cage Match, have performed at the Vancouver Improv Festival, RISE Improv Festival in Denver, MILF festival in Los Angeles, iO Fest in Chicago, and their performers have guested with UCB’s Holy Shit Improv.
“You made me feel young again” - Horned Up Audience Member
See (lots) more at @honkprov
HONK has been soaking stages for over three years. They are the winners of Kickstand’s 2024 Cage Match, have performed at the Vancouver Improv Festival, RISE Improv Festival in Denver, MILF festival in Los Angeles, iO Fest in Chicago, and their performers have guested with UCB’s Holy Shit Improv.
“You made me feel young again” - Horned Up Audience Member
See (lots) more at @honkprov
Laughs for All: As part of our mission towards access to comedy, we offer 10% of tickets at a discounted rate to make it more affordable for those who otherwise would not be able to attend. These tickets are first come, first served, so we recommend buying them online ahead of time, and any remaining will be sold at the door.
- Doors open 30 minutes prior to listed show time.
- Online sales close on the day of the show.
- Unclaimed tickets will be released to standby line 10 minutes after listed show time.
- All prices include ticketing platform and credit card processing fees.
KICKSTAND COMEDY TERMS & CONDITIONS - All sales are final and no refunds are permitted.
- If you are more than 10 minutes late to your show, your ticket may be released and there will be no refund.
- If you are inebriated, heckling, or causing any disruption, you’ll be asked to leave the theater and will not receive a refund.
- All times listed in PST.
- Shows starting before 9pm are all ages. Shows beginning at 9pm or later are restricted to ages 21+.
- Kickstand is ADA accessible and provides floor level seating. If you require space for a mobility device, you may email us at boxoffice@kickstandcomedy.org ahead of time so we may prepare and reserve a space for you, or you can let the box office know at check in.
- All other inquiries around ticketing should be sent to boxoffice@kickstandcomedy.org
- Please check both your email inbox and spam folder for confirmation emails!
Location
1006 SE Hawthorne Blvd Portland OR 97214
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