HONK If You're Horny Presents: GREASE
Saturday, Sep 26, 2026 @ 8:30 PM PDT • Multiple prices
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Who’s trying to get friendly down in the sand 🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♂️🙋
It’s back to school season and we’re getting out our tight little tees and poodle skirts for one of the harrrrniest films.
That’s right Sandy baby, Grease IS the word. 🚘
There may or may not be a musical number performed, we’ll have some hot T Birds and Pink Ladies Taby, Tim, Mo, and Jamiel competing for the thrill of HORNIEST GUEST, and Randy will be unveiling a pic of them as Kenickie at age 13. 🚬
It’ll be our last dirty dance for a bit with our beloved Jerilyn before she goes to the big apple for a stint so come help send her off HONK style! 🌭👅
Sept 26th at 8:30 (that’s right it’s an early show b*tches!!) come feel US up at the drive in — we like it!!
Awhapbadadowhopawhapbamboom! 💦
It’s back to school season and we’re getting out our tight little tees and poodle skirts for one of the harrrrniest films.
That’s right Sandy baby, Grease IS the word. 🚘
There may or may not be a musical number performed, we’ll have some hot T Birds and Pink Ladies Taby, Tim, Mo, and Jamiel competing for the thrill of HORNIEST GUEST, and Randy will be unveiling a pic of them as Kenickie at age 13. 🚬
It’ll be our last dirty dance for a bit with our beloved Jerilyn before she goes to the big apple for a stint so come help send her off HONK style! 🌭👅
Sept 26th at 8:30 (that’s right it’s an early show b*tches!!) come feel US up at the drive in — we like it!!
Awhapbadadowhopawhapbamboom! 💦
Laughs for All: As part of our mission towards access to comedy, we offer 10% of tickets at a discounted rate to make it more affordable for those who otherwise would not be able to attend. These tickets are first come, first served, so we recommend buying them online ahead of time, and any remaining will be sold at the door.
- Doors open 30 minutes prior to listed show time.
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- All prices include ticketing platform and credit card processing fees.
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1006 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97214
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