HONK If You're Horny
Saturday, Apr 18, 2026 @ 10:00 PM PDT • Multiple prices
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Description
Welcome to the wild, unhinged, and undeniably horny world of HONK. Once a month, we dive headfirst into the deepest recesses of our desires—laughing, learning, and dry humping along the way.
Each month HONK invites some special guests to get down on our level and unleash their sexy side. Expect steamy surprises and deep dives into themes like Sex & Dr*gs, Virginity, and Where is the line between fingering and rubbing?
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It's our birthday, so we know you want to rideeeee out (honk honk 🚗)
WE’RE CELEBRATING ONE WHOLE YEAR OF ‘HONK IF YOU’RE HORNY’! 🥵🎂💦🤡
And we loveeee birthday sex. Cum celebrate us and YOU for being a filthy little improv audience member FREAK. We’ll have some incredible special guests: Afrita Davis, Jesse Rapappart, Monica Dailey, and original HONK member Violet Pitsker! And YOU, the audience, will be voting on which guest brought their horniest to the HONK stage!!!
Cum for the improv and STAY for a sexy little birthday party with free CAKE (not just our asses) and dancing until midnight (the horniest time for a party to end)!!!
It’s our BIGGEST yet. 🍆
HONK has been soaking stages for over three years. They are the winners of Kickstand’s 2024 Cage Match, have performed at the Vancouver Improv Festival, RISE Improv Festival in Denver, MILF festival in Los Angeles, iO Fest in Chicago, and their performers have guested with UCB’s Holy Shit Improv.
“You made me feel young again” - Horned Up Audience Member
See (lots) more at @honkprov
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It's our birthday, so we know you want to rideeeee out (honk honk 🚗)
WE’RE CELEBRATING ONE WHOLE YEAR OF ‘HONK IF YOU’RE HORNY’! 🥵🎂💦🤡
And we loveeee birthday sex. Cum celebrate us and YOU for being a filthy little improv audience member FREAK. We’ll have some incredible special guests: Afrita Davis, Jesse Rapappart, Monica Dailey, and original HONK member Violet Pitsker! And YOU, the audience, will be voting on which guest brought their horniest to the HONK stage!!!
Cum for the improv and STAY for a sexy little birthday party with free CAKE (not just our asses) and dancing until midnight (the horniest time for a party to end)!!!
It’s our BIGGEST yet. 🍆
HONK has been soaking stages for over three years. They are the winners of Kickstand’s 2024 Cage Match, have performed at the Vancouver Improv Festival, RISE Improv Festival in Denver, MILF festival in Los Angeles, iO Fest in Chicago, and their performers have guested with UCB’s Holy Shit Improv.
“You made me feel young again” - Horned Up Audience Member
See (lots) more at @honkprov
Laughs for All: As part of our mission towards access to comedy, we offer 10% of tickets at a discounted rate to make it more affordable for those who otherwise would not be able to attend. These tickets are first come, first served, so we recommend buying them online ahead of time, and any remaining will be sold at the door.
- Doors open 30 minutes prior to listed show time.
- Online sales close 30 minutes prior to show time when doors open. Remaining tickets are only available in person at the theater box office.
- Unclaimed tickets will be released to standby line 10 minutes after listed show time.
- All prices include ticketing platform and credit card processing fees.
KICKSTAND COMEDY TERMS & CONDITIONS - All sales are final and no refunds are permitted.
- If you are more than 10 minutes late to your show, your ticket may be released and there will be no refund.
- If you are inebriated, heckling, or causing any disruption, you’ll be asked to leave the theater and will not receive a refund.
- All times listed in PST.
- Shows starting before 9pm are all ages. Shows beginning at 9pm or later are restricted to ages 21+.
- Kickstand is ADA accessible and provides floor level seating. If you require space for a mobility device, you may email us at boxoffice@kickstandcomedy.org ahead of time so we may prepare and reserve a space for you, or you can let the box office know at check in.
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Location
1006 SE Hawthorne Blvd Portland OR 97214
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